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They put five monkeys in the cage, hang a banana in the middle and a banana on top of it.

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When each monkey climbs the stairs, they squeeze cold water from the outside when they want to reach the bananas. When each monkey attempts the same experiment, it is soaked with very cold water, all monkeys get soaked at the end of these trials.

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After a while, the monkeys, who move to the bananas, start to be blocked by the others. The water is turned off, one of the monkeys is taken out and a new monkey is put in its place, the first thing he does is climb the ladder to reach the bananas. But the other four monkeys don’t allow it and beat the new monkey.

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Later, one of the soaked monkeys is replaced by a newer monkey, and he is beaten on his first attack on the ladder, this is the first new monkey to beat the second new monkey the most violent and eager. The third of the wet monkeys is also replaced. The newest monkey is also punished in his first attack. 

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The two newcomers from the other four monkeys have no idea why they beat the newest monkey. Finally, the fourth and fifth of the original wetted monkeys are replaced by new ones. Although a bunch of bananas are hanging on their hills, none of them are approaching the stairs anymore. You ask why? Because things come here and go like this.

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Birthday Shayari

 A teacher said while sitting in the desert with his students:

“How do you distinguish between day and night? When exactly does darkness begin and when does the air illuminate? ”

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One of the students:

“I look at the distant herd, it means that it was evening when I could not separate the sheep from the goat,” he replied.

Another student took the floor: “When I separate the fig tree from the olive tree, I understand that it started in the morning.”

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The teacher was silent for a long time, the students were curious and asked what they thought. The teacher said:

“When I walk, when I see a woman, I can tell her my sister without separating whether she is beautiful, ugly, white or black. 

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And when I can count my brother without looking at the man, rich or poor when I walk; It has been morning, the light has begun

English Shayari

Seeing the old man who is busy planting trees, the emperor asked:

“You’re probably not going to eat the fruit of the trees you planted, why are you trying?”

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Old man;

We ate the fruits of the trees before us, so that those who eat us will eat the fruits of our plantings.”

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This answer enjoyed the emperor very much and took out and gave it gold. Return to the deputy of the emperor, who constantly gave gold for a long time, let’s not stop here any more, otherwise this old man said he will not leave money for us.

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Mysterious deaths were constantly occurring at a hospital in Cape Town, South Africa. 

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The nurses found the patients who were hospitalized in intensive care room 311 every Friday for weeks in a row. These glazed deaths could not be explained for a long time. Everyone was mobilized to resolve the issue. Experts checked the air of the room bacteriologically. South Africa’s leading scientists interviewed the families of the deceased for three weeks.

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In fact, the police got involved and every possibility that came to mind was evaluated one by one, but their research was also inconclusive. As a last resort, the intensive care room number 311, where the patients remained, was under constant surveillance and eventually the cause of the deaths in the room emerged. 

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The result was very tragicomic. It was observed that the cleaning woman who cleaned the rooms at 6 am on Friday morning unplugged the respiratory device to which the patient was connected, plugged her own vacuum cleaner and, after finishing her work, plugged her respirator back into place.

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Friendship Shayari

There was a person named Nick. Nick was a strong, healthy worker working in the maneuvering area. He is a reliable person who has a good relationship with his friends and does his job well. quotes and shayari

One summer day, train workers are released an hour in advance due to the foreman’s birthday.

Nick, who came for repair and entered a cooling wagon in the maneuvering area, accidentally closes the door from the inside, locks himself in the cooler wagon.

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Other workers think Nick came out before them. Nick kicks the door, shouts, but no one hears, and those who hear do not hear much because they are in an environment where such voices are constantly coming. Nick starts to get scared when he freezes here. 

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If I don’t get out of here, I’ll start thinking, “I’m going to freeze hard here.” It goes inside a half-torn cardboard box inside. It starts to tremble. On a piece of paper he received, he wrote to his wife and family that they had last thought:

It was so cold, my body started to feel numb. If I could sleep! These may be my last words?

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The works that open the door of the cooler wagon the next day find Nick’s frozen body. An autopsy shows that he died from freezing. But what made this phenomenon extraordinary was that the cooling wagon cooling engine was out of order and not working. Nick’s fear was a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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